What Do We All Have In Common?

I have a solution for the single guys who can't find a girl understanding enough to be serious with.... be GAY!! that's right boys... enjoy long afternoons with your mate, no worries about being home or that there is a "kid" on the way... you'll always have that disposible income! I think DT should start a "Find Your Handicapping Mate for Life" service!! I know what your thinking... but you don't have to dress or act like a homosexual... hell who says your relationship has to be sexual at all... just ask all the men with a woman how much sex they get... so you get a couple less which is NOTHING! lol...

ps... I don't hate gays... really! I've thought about it MANY times!