"It's Groundhog Day.. again.."

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

That is hysterical. I mean, that's awful. You should never hit anyone.

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

i only wish i could remember the exact conversation that led to us agreeing that it was the right thing to do...me punching her arm as hard as i could.

i do think though, that she was insinuating that i was not masculine enough to leave a bruise. of course i lied and said that i was sure i could leave one.

problem is that she took me up on the dare.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

i only wish i could remember the exact conversation that led to us agreeing that it was the right thing to do...me punching her arm as hard as i could.

i do think though, that she was insinuating that i was not masculine enough to leave a bruise. of course i lied and said that i was sure i could leave one.

problem is that she took me up on the dare.

Just tell her you meant to do that. I had scene in acting class about that once, "He's a cop. They know how not to leave bruises." From "L&O" or something like that. Really, it's much harder to hit and NOT leave a bruise, right?

[GenuineRisk]

Wait a minute... is one of us supposed to be a WOODCHUCK in this scenario?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Wait a minute... is one of us supposed to be a WOODCHUCK in this scenario?

LOL!!!
Not you GR...just trying to write a story from all the different stuff coming at this thread.

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

LOL!!!
Not you GR...just trying to write a story from all the different stuff coming at this thread.

Uh huh.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

LOL!!!
Not you GR...just trying to write a story from all the different stuff coming at this thread.

well uh...good luck with that.

i guess cajun will be the damsel in distress--hey, you gonna pose for the cover with half a dress on?? swooning??

man, i hate those books. shame they cut down perfectly good trees to print that crap.

lady at work reads that stuff--i just refer to it as porn.

'what porn you reading today michelle?' lol i'm lying, i try not to ask her questions-then she replies, and i stand there trying not to ..country comes to town

[Downthestretch55]

The final chapter.....

So, the car rolls up to Madison Square Garden. Moonshine, the dazed and confused little woodchuck, is hustled to the locker room to await his "bout".
He thinks to himself, "This is just too surreal. I really don't want to hurt anyone."
He's fitted with some strange looking shorts and a cape that makes him look like a fruit bat.
The time comes when he's escorted to the ring to face his opponent.
He ducks under the ropes and enters the ring.
He waves his small golden boxing gloves in the air, does a quick dance on the canvas.
Then, his adversary enters the ring.
He blinks his eyes several times as they must be creating a hallucination.
Reality sets in.
It's a very big, very angry polar bear!!! P Bear is very upset that his ice world is melting.
Every other word out of P Bear's mouth is bad (soap worthy).
Poor little Moonshine didn't cause all the "global warming". Now he has to PAY!!
The bell rings.
It rings again.
It rings yet another time.
Gosh darn it!!!!
He stands up and looks around. He doesn't see his shadow.
So, back under the blankets he goes.
It must have been a bad dream after all.
He hits the snooze button that's set for six weeks.
Better dreams ahead for the woodchuck.
Good that "groundhog's day" is finally over...or was it night?

[skippy3481]

I have to say after reading this whole thread, I have absolutely zero idea about what it is about. I'm not sure what urge kept pushing me to read more and more, yet strangely, i was sad to see it stop. Wow, dts hook me up with what your drinking.