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[Alabama Stakes]

Did philly do anything honoring Bill Bergey, my fave Eagle ever ?

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Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

Did philly do anything honoring Bill Bergey, my fave Eagle ever ?

I wouldn’t know, because, ya know, as an Eagles fan I clearly was inundated with beating up women 70 years and older as they crossed the street. After that, I lit a few cars on fire and looted a supermarket or four. THEN, I went home near the Eastern State Pen and launched from my roofdeck a bunch of D batteries that I spent all of Wednesday night rolling into socks and taping them so they didn’t break apart as I launched them with a wrist-rocket. After that I went to the Free Meek Milkz concert at 22nd and Springgarden. Once I got bored with pickpocketing complete strangers, I then lit a few more cars and dumpsters on fire. Did all of this just to feed into how people that aren’t from Philly think about us.

I then went home and asked a few chicks that were on their stoops to see if they could put my hair into cornrows, because I wanted to look as bad to the bone as my previous actions would lead you to believe I am.

But no, nothing on Bergey, that monster of a man.

[saratogadew]

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