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12-19-2006, 06:09 PM
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Dick Cheney has managed to get himself into the news again.
Geeze Louise, for such a "private guy", it seems that the "spotlight" just keeps finding him. Can't the press give him a "break"? Can't the Congress? Can't the courts when their time comes around? Dickie C... I'm sure you don't want to testify to ALL of the details about your relationship with Scooter, even though we all know what he did to Robert Novak before he gave him the Plame story. Novak just sucked it up. So should Scooter...and just leave you alone Dickie C. Are you really going to be put under oath? Now that rots! Can you schedule an emergency pacemaker move? Do you have the beginnings of phlebitis (worked for the other tricky dick). Who really cares where you placed that pathetic thing inside Scooter? It's no ones business! They should just leave you alone Dickie C! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...512562,00.html Is there any truth that you are taking your buddies on a quail hunt...Scooter and Butt-Bob, after the "testamony" is delivered? Let's hope so! pass the vasaline, and twenty #6 shotgun shells, 12 gauge please. 
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12-20-2006, 11:03 AM
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I've got to tell you, I love "reality" tv. Those girls sharing a house, Ozzie and his family, and those crazy people surviving on the island. Heck, Richard dancing around in his "all together" showed he really had nothing to hide.
This is REAL! So, today, I watched the "deer-in-the headlights" guy...you know the guy, the one that spends most of his time living in a big white house or on a ranch in Crawford, TX, while most of his grey matter is solidly locked in the "twilight zone". Seems that even he and his recently appointed Department of Defense chief, Robert Gates are coming to disagreement. It figures. Now even Abizaid is bailing, and the joint chiefs oppose his "direction", whatever that is. Is he divorced from "reality" or does it just seem that way? http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...myI&refer=home Sad to say, and I'll quote him, "I don't want those families to think that their sons and daughters died in vain." Reality check: they did. Sad to say, he doesn't even realize that he was voted off the island in November. The torch hasn't been passed, it's been snuffed. Let's all just stand around the big Christmas tree, sing a few songs, and wait for wifey to change her dress upstairs as three others wore the same red one. Now that's important! And just about as "real" as the "thinking" that he continues to "lead" with. Who IS the "radical"? Who IS the "extremist-tst-tst"? pass the popcorn, and let's all hope a big coconut falls on his head as he vacates the island in the middle of the "De Nile" river he's been living on. Maybe it will bring him back to his senses. Rod Serling, you couldn't have written a better "twilight zone" script.
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12-21-2006, 12:58 PM
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Today's match was going to be Rosie and Donald, but that's getting to be old news already. Does anyone really like either of them?
Do we care? I didn't think so... So, then I got hungry and decided to make some breakfast before I started digging around the web for a real "match". I fired up the frying pan and mixed-up a batch of pancake batter. I had not eaten or had anything to drink for the prvious twelve hours...I swear! So, I geased up the pan and poured some batter in, waited for the bubbles, and did the flip. What appeared on the pancake? No, I wasn't hallucinating, it was Mother Mary riding a skateboard! Amazing! Needless to say, I couldn't eat it so I wrapped it up in gladwrap and put it in my freezer so I can auction it on e-bay. I poured more batter in the pan...it was smokin' by now. On the flip, and you won't believe this, there's Jesus riding a Harley Davidson. Amazing! That one went into the freezer too...e-bay on the way. By now I was a bit shook, thinking there were messages I should be paying attention to. I wasn't all that hungry anymore, and the batter had been used up. So I made a big pot of coffee. I'm guessing I was a little distracted when I poured some in my mug, and I spilled some on the counter. Next I took a paper towel to clean it up. Now this is getting "spooky". Before I toss the paper towel into the trash, I glanced at it. There he is, plain as day, Moses holding the stone tablets while riding Secretariat! He's 31 lengths ahead of everyone else! The paper towel is going to e-bay as well. If anybody reads this and wants to bid before I put up the miraculous signs, let me know. Reasonable offers only. Speaking of miraculous signs, my guess is that's what Georgie W is waiting for. Dang, he must be hallucinating. Go shopping, more troops (surge), and seems to be out of touch with all reality. At least the pancakes and the paper towel are real. pass the maple syrup and whatever Dubby's self-medicating with. That must be good stuff!
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12-21-2006, 06:29 PM
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Miss Nevada 2007...oh my!
Katie Rees..sure you were only 17. Donald's a snake. Dang, babe! Do you remember when you lived next door to me? Posing provacitively in front of the window so late at night. Geesh Katie, you almost made me drop my binoculars! It's just not fair, Katie! Donald dukin' Tara, going after Miss Teen...and now you! Babe-a-licious YOU! Well, now that you've been stripped (as if you hadn't been before), I'll do my best to find you a match. Any interest in Mel Gibson? Dan Rather? Hey! What about me? I'm sure I could find a bed for you to rest your weary head. This whole "beauty scene" is just too weird! Caution...Don't click on this link unless you're 18. Beauties like these don't deserve to be hidden. Stripped, maybe. Whew...the photo link! http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/21/naught...-of-her-title/ I never dreamed of this, Katie. You naughty girl! pass the cherries and the whipped cream
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#5
12-22-2006, 12:22 PM
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Today's match is Virginia Republican Represenative Virgil Goode and the Constitution of the United States of America.
Virgil says that he's "standing firm on the principles on which this country was founded." http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2744518 I wonder if he ever read the part about government not establishing a religion. Here's what it says: Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Seems that the definition of "constitute" is to "make up". My guess that's what Virgil is doing...making it up. Does he realize that people that chose to follow the Islamic religion are allowed to do so? Maybe Virgil is taking the same substances as the Commander-in-Deceipt. Did he find GW's stash? Did he eat too many of the mushrooms that are sprouting all over the White House lawn? The least you can do, Virgil, when you sober up is read the document that you swore to defend and protect. While your at it, read it to the other guy. He doesn't read too well either. pass the literacy test Last edited by Downthestretch55 : 12-22-2006 at 12:47 PM.
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12-22-2006, 03:27 PM
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12-22-2006, 04:00 PM
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Thanks for reading this thread. Here I was thinking I was putting out this good stuff in cyberspace where no one was appreciating it. Sure, it's had plenty of "looks"...just like the jokes and recipes. Curious minds think alike. Truth speaks for itself. Have a great holiday! Peace! Worship as you like. Let freedom ring...and more "ding dings" tomorrow! DTS
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