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The perks of working as a *** for Sheikh *****


Four years ago, when *** last showcased his skills in the UAE, he was considered the top candidate to *** in the most coveted role in ***.

When *** returns to Dubai this week to *** , he will find a remarkably different landscape.

For a start, *** has risen out of the desert. More important for ***, Godolphin have appointed *** to ***'s old job as ***, and the young ***** is now officially on hand, also. (sic - I didn't add the "also)).

Despite a glittering *** , not a single *** has inquired about availability in the ***.

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