Caption writing contest, part vingt-et-un

[my miss storm cat]

Okay well I thought we'd do it a little differently this time and have some random pics instead of picking on any one country and their special day.

Not only that... this time around? Let's do the guys. (It's almost always the ladies with crazy hats so yeah... we need to do it differently one time).

Again sorry for being a moron and not posting the pictures themselves.

The objective is to write a caption and of course name the DT'ers in any or all of the pics.

If you'd like you can take it a step further and write a story, haiku, poem, song, dialogue... whatever you want.

The winnah gets the usual prize which is nothing.

Let the games begin...

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townn...f595.image.jpg

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files...pg?w=500&h=416

http://bet-grand-national.com/images...bourne-cup.jpg

http://thingsboganslike.files.wordpr...urne-cup-2.jpg

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/tlp...6BF04B24B4128C

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/...y__451x400.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20...b__430x283.jpg

http://www.hellobaltimore.com/Images...track_1943.jpg