Hysterical

[DerbyCat]

Back when I was a cop I hated being the only female officer on a shift, I always got stuck searching the women who were arrested since, obviously a male officer shouldn't if possible. Strip searches were the worst... Imagine having to say to a woman after all her clothes were removed, "I have to make sure you're not hiding any weapons, please lift up your breasts so I can make sure there's nothing under them. Thank you, now lift up your roll of tummy fat, ok now the other roll. Ok, now squat down and cough... Ah ****! What the hell is that smell? You haven't showered this week? That's really gross ma'am!"

True story