Proof that you shouldn't marry your cousin.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

What did a Mennonite ever do to you?

Well, were they ever gunna fight the Japanese in WW2? I can't imagine having Pearl Harbor happen, and not wanting to confront the Japanese. Anywhere they went, the Japanese were raping women, chopping heads off, and eating people. If that isn't someone evil enough to make you fight, then you're pretty weak.