Dear Mr. Violette

[GPK]

Please except my sincere apology for calling you and your beautiful horse Wynsome Wesley every name in the book. You see, it was really an honest mistake. I really did know that I bet the #3 horse in the 5th race at Louisiana and not at Saratoga. I was just yelling at you and your horse for practice....yeah...that's it...was practicing my curse words.

Thanks for your understanding this matter and I sincerely hope this will not effect our relationship whatsoever. If you need to speak with me privately concerning this, please feel free to reach me at 1-800-DUMB-ASS.

All the best,
GPK