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Mortimer Handicapping 101 02-14-2008, 06:43 PM

Bigsmc Do you hear the Zodiac... 02-14-2008, 06:59 PM

Mortimer The first person to suggest... 02-14-2008, 06:59 PM

Mortimer Bidsmac; I had enough of the... 02-14-2008, 07:01 PM

Payson Dave Boy...somene gets cranky when... 02-14-2008, 07:03 PM

hoovesupsideyourhead she holds out..emm..does not... 02-14-2008, 07:07 PM

Bigsmc The last guy to hear the ZC... 02-14-2008, 07:09 PM

Payson Dave I think 02-14-2008, 07:12 PM

Payson Dave or perhaps 02-14-2008, 07:17 PM

Mortimer Oh.So no one wants to learn... 02-14-2008, 07:22 PM

my miss storm cat Wow, you're kinda like The... 02-14-2008, 07:27 PM

Mortimer This is so strange. I was... 02-14-2008, 08:10 PM

2Hot4TV Dont go away mad. I'm an old... 02-14-2008, 08:16 PM

pmacdaddy You got something to put out... 02-14-2008, 08:29 PM

Mortimer Do I sense a break in the... 02-14-2008, 08:45 PM

hoovesupsideyourhead zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... 02-14-2008, 08:50 PM

Mortimer Ya Sleepy.Go ahead and doze... 02-14-2008, 08:55 PM

cowgirlintexas I smell a "mort". 02-14-2008, 09:01 PM

Mortimer You could smell the color... 02-14-2008, 09:12 PM

Guest Oprah? 02-14-2008, 09:18 PM

Mortimer Well why dont you ask Miss... 02-14-2008, 09:20 PM

Mortimer All right. I notice the half... 02-15-2008, 09:53 AM

viscount26 jeez, I dont normally replt... 02-14-2008, 09:52 PM

cowgirlintexas Its a "secret"..shhhhh;) If... 02-14-2008, 09:54 PM

Mortimer ================= You're a... 02-14-2008, 09:55 PM

Mortimer RULE II ......70% of all... 02-14-2008, 10:07 PM

colt 45ss capping 02-15-2008, 07:07 AM

cowgirlintexas This ought to get... 02-15-2008, 07:10 AM

Mortimer Is it possible you could just... 02-15-2008, 07:41 AM

hoovesupsideyourhead im sorry sir i was sleeping... 02-15-2008, 07:47 AM

Mortimer Hello Hoops; Great seeing... 02-15-2008, 08:11 AM

colt 45ss i cannot wait in a game where... 02-15-2008, 08:21 AM

Mortimer Hello Colt; You're a spazz... 02-15-2008, 08:28 AM

Mortimer Hoops; I'm going to give you... 02-15-2008, 09:14 AM

Mortimer RULE III..If your selection... 02-15-2008, 09:16 AM

Mortimer Hello Colt ---is it 45?... 02-15-2008, 07:56 AM

my miss storm cat Okay PT since you're getting... 02-15-2008, 10:09 AM

Mortimer Hello my swiss moron... 02-15-2008, 10:15 AM

2 Dollar Bill I second that ! ... 02-15-2008, 09:38 AM

MISTERGEE this thread started 15 hours... 02-15-2008, 09:26 AM

colt 45ss good point can i sign up for... 02-15-2008, 09:31 AM

2 Dollar Bill EBay has the CD rom version... 02-15-2008, 09:40 AM

colt 45ss rule1 do not handicap... 02-15-2008, 10:00 AM

hoovesupsideyourhead prime time ,can we use your... 02-15-2008, 10:05 AM

TheSpyder Prime Rib, I mean Prime... 02-15-2008, 10:10 AM

Mortimer That's very funny. I'm... 02-15-2008, 10:18 AM

Guest Prime... 02-15-2008, 10:25 AM

Mortimer Hello Willow Plants; If... 02-15-2008, 10:37 AM

CapperZeke Time Prime, I want to... 02-15-2008, 11:05 AM

Antitrust32 what is tip four?? 02-15-2008, 11:20 AM

SentToStud Tip #4: Ignore Tips 1,2 and... 02-15-2008, 11:36 AM

Mortimer Obviously the cashng windows... 02-15-2008, 12:19 PM

Mortimer Hello ProBust; Only my tip... 02-15-2008, 12:18 PM

Mortimer Hello Zeke Zapper; Once I... 02-15-2008, 12:16 PM

Mortimer Hey Steve; Great idiot... 02-15-2008, 12:26 PM

Mortimer STEVE!! What happened to my... 02-15-2008, 12:40 PM

Mortimer My stay will be short if... 02-15-2008, 12:42 PM

Mortimer Hello cefinborpher...God what... 02-15-2008, 12:55 PM

Mortimer Well I'd lke to know how the... 02-15-2008, 01:22 PM

my miss storm cat Happy birthday, Dull One. Or... 02-15-2008, 01:45 PM

Mortimer meik nammer skein... 02-15-2008, 01:52 PM

my miss storm cat That either means i'm the... 02-15-2008, 02:06 PM

Mortimer Apparently you don't know... 02-15-2008, 02:10 PM

Mortimer jeg elsker hende 02-15-2008, 02:25 PM

my miss storm cat Whilst my Icelandic is not... 02-15-2008, 05:46 PM

MISTERGEE never dreamed id be reading... 02-15-2008, 06:17 PM

my miss storm cat I'm sorry but aren't you... 02-15-2008, 06:32 PM

Mortimer As I told what's her name---I... 02-15-2008, 01:51 PM

2 Dollar Bill I hate to ask a stupid... 02-15-2008, 09:09 PM

2 Dollar Bill I know WHY....I got pulled... 02-15-2008, 09:11 PM

2Hot4TV "Pull the string"............. 02-15-2008, 09:31 PM

horseofcourse What could I possibly learn... 02-16-2008, 12:38 AM

Mortimer I see the zookeepper has been... 02-16-2008, 07:13 AM

2Hot4TV Location: I live on a massive... 02-16-2008, 09:26 AM

Mortimer Hello... 02-16-2008, 09:36 AM

Mortimer I am hard pressed to find a... 02-16-2008, 09:47 AM

Mortimer Now here's a youngster who... 02-16-2008, 09:59 AM

Mortimer You know ---this is a very... 02-16-2008, 10:06 AM

Mortimer Good. I'll come back later... 02-16-2008, 10:15 AM

2Hot4TV A Morty Clone or a Flea? 02-16-2008, 10:39 AM

Mortimer Some day you will learn how... 02-16-2008, 01:36 PM

Late Fires M/A, H/B Hope your 34th is... 02-16-2008, 03:39 PM

Mortimer Hello L/F; You know... 02-16-2008, 07:20 PM

Rileyoriley Mr. Artisan I have read your... 02-16-2008, 08:46 PM

Mortimer Now there's a girl who knows... 02-16-2008, 09:42 PM

Mortimer Hello Ha Doss; Thank... 02-17-2008, 10:37 AM

Mortimer Happy to... 02-17-2008, 12:12 PM

CapperZeke Dear Mr. Dull, I owe you... 02-18-2008, 11:19 AM

Mortimer Always happy to be of... 02-18-2008, 12:15 PM

Mortimer Let's sprinkle some Dullest... 02-18-2008, 12:18 PM

Mortimer Prime Time will leave after... 02-18-2008, 02:05 PM

Mortimer Prime Time hopes you all had... 02-18-2008, 02:30 PM

Cajungator26 Chalkeater. You should have... 02-18-2008, 10:41 PM

Mortimer Hello... 02-18-2008, 10:56 PM

Cajungator26 O Dildo Mullets, I mean Bill... 02-18-2008, 11:03 PM

Guest You're no Boobie Fisher. 02-18-2008, 11:08 PM

Mortimer And you are no Earl... 02-19-2008, 08:32 AM

Mortimer Hello Zapper; DULLEST DUST... 02-19-2008, 10:41 AM

Mortimer Hopefully you are reading my... 02-19-2008, 12:45 PM

CapperZeke Bull Dung, Thanks for the... 02-19-2008, 01:06 PM

Mortimer Fine work ,ZC. I knew you... 02-19-2008, 01:11 PM

Mortimer Gee I hope you're getting... 02-19-2008, 02:12 PM

Mortimer Well he is in big trouble. I... 02-19-2008, 03:13 PM

CapperZeke Dog Nuts, I did not give... 02-19-2008, 04:22 PM

Mortimer Oh shut up ... 02-19-2008, 04:55 PM

Mortimer Listen you...that is an... 02-20-2008, 02:26 PM

2 Dollar Bill I do belive they all share... 02-21-2008, 10:48 AM

Mortimer Never ask the blind if they... 02-21-2008, 12:18 PM

Mortimer Leave it to you to be all... 02-19-2008, 08:32 AM

CapperZeke Dear William, I cashed... 02-19-2008, 06:45 AM

Mortimer Hello Ezekial; Always... 02-19-2008, 08:30 AM

Mortimer Hello you big fat moo... 02-18-2008, 10:24 PM

Kasept Even if it was your birthday,... 02-15-2008, 12:52 PM

Mortimer Steve; What's the deal... 02-15-2008, 12:59 PM

zippyneedsawin The Sky Is 02-15-2008, 01:02 PM

Mortimer Your 02-15-2008, 01:05 PM

zippyneedsawin Dogs bark. 02-15-2008, 01:06 PM

Mortimer Sit up and drop dead. 02-15-2008, 01:19 PM

my miss storm cat I'm confused... is it... 02-15-2008, 01:30 PM

Mortimer Hello my pris smudge... 02-15-2008, 01:33 PM

TheSpyder and you said you would teach... 02-15-2008, 10:33 AM

Mortimer When you people get... 02-15-2008, 10:35 AM

Mortimer Hello Colt; Excuse me. I... 02-15-2008, 10:11 AM

zippyneedsawin When you call YOURSELF "Prime... 02-15-2008, 10:12 AM

Mortimer Mr. Chippy. Get... 02-15-2008, 10:16 AM

zippyneedsawin Thanks for the advice. Now... 02-15-2008, 10:25 AM

Mortimer Any thought you spend makes... 02-15-2008, 10:34 AM

Mortimer Hello Colt; I'd like to... 02-15-2008, 10:09 AM

Mortimer You there. You look like an... 02-14-2008, 08:52 PM

2Hot4TV Are you talkin to me? 02-15-2008, 06:36 PM

2Hot4TV This is like pulling the... 02-15-2008, 06:42 PM

MISTERGEE ive got the melody down storm... 02-15-2008, 08:12 PM

my miss storm cat That works. Are you done... 02-16-2008, 01:44 PM