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Old 08-02-2007, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Don't worry Morty, you're only missing these gems from Sir DrugS:

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.











Oh boy.






I see syphilis has reached his brain.

I wonder if he realizes that if Jazil had been able to stay off the bottle he would have made Discreet look like PussyCat.


I guess I'm not missing anything over there...thank you Sighty-Poo.








By the way....do you have pretty legs?
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