Summer Solstice

I had no idea. I mean it seems like it should be celebrated because it is a distinct event. And people have so many beliefs based on the rainy season in their particular geographic area, all these human beliefs are so closely aligned with climate and stars I should have known. But I had no idea.

I would still like to dress up like Vikequeen Morton.

I told my some of my more Christian relatives that I wanted to dress up as a Caribou on Easter, as it was more like a reindeer than a rabbit. They found it childish and ignorant. Which I am, and it is and I am as so forth and so on.

I also claimed to be nervous before the "election" of the new Pope as I thought I might get the nod... my wife found that childish and Ignorant. So I have offended many. I am a pest. Sorry.

I guess the little, tiny, miniscule, baby Jesus scenes did not go over well with some in Talladega Nights. I split the smooth muscle in my stomach I was laughing so hard.