As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.
Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?
Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.
F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.