No complaints today

Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost

Oh my lord that is pain in the 10th degree. I swear to God one time I almost did a number #2 in my pants when I first met one of my girlfriends parents - eyes looking everywhere, what do they think of me, my shirt. Yes mam, yes sir.

yeah same here. yes sir, no sir, than you maam. then it gets even trickier, if you grab too many beers they think you are a drunk, if you refuse all drinks they think you are an alcoholic. So you have to have one and sip it slowly for like 2 hours even after its warm as toast.
Then there is the questioning( in subtle and not so subtle ways) about basically your life history. Its like being interrogated under those bright lights the cops use in old movies.