Becoming a better handicapper!

[ArlJim78]

I'm reminded of some old SNL bit's by Phil Hartman, The Anal Rententive Chef or The Anal Rententive Carpenter.

In that vein, what about the Anal Rententive Handicapper?

First gather the following items;
one racing form
one blue pen
one green pen
two red pens
one felt marker
two yellow highlighters
five pieces off-white sturdy construction paper
one standard ruler
one pair of scissors
one roll scotch tape
one magnifying lens
one bottle Elmers glue
one large cup coffee
three extra strength tylenol

Okay, now we're ready to begin. Oops!, we've dripped coffee on the construction paper, we'll have to throw that one out and start over...
Is that a torn page in the form, where's our tape? and on and on.