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04-10-2015, 01:47 PM
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From Morty
 ============================================ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoOFn3wQV4 Our favorite train wreck continues its assault on all that's good in the world.Yes.....NoAdvantage is still a fertile ground for those refused membership into Anonymous,yet have a visceral need for roller derby thrills.They can't have Motherfucl<ery,and so.....must accept Goddamitty. I predict NA will become the next i-net rebel army and call themselves UBIQUITOUS.They will wear clear plastic masks. =:> Special attention should be drawn upon the Triple Crown Room.No,those are not real posters in that drunk tank.....no,no,no,no,no,no. Those dream world characters have been brought to life by the writing wizardry of Freddy"Fender"Chaucer and Teddy Dostoevsky.It is unknown who the new JihadScientist might be,but it is not GetSmartMan. Then, and don't you dare miss a moment of this exciting action,there is the Interview with a Professional Gambler thread.This quite possibly is NA's most impressive blowhard thread of all time.It really defies science's long time axiom:Where there's smoke,there's fire. The interview itself I found quite amusing.Our pro gambler friend had is own business going very far south in its third year.So what happens? His WIFE says.....she says,''Oh honey.We're going belly up.You like gambling.Why don't you do it as a full time job?" Da WHAT!!?? Honest! That's what the guy said! The rest of it is pretty much a Dave Schwantz reality show.He feeds the gambler questions that the gambler always replies to with,"Oh absolutley." "Definitely." "Very much so Dave."....all to subtly show how sage the interviewer is;not the gambler.Of course Schwantz,further into the "interview",finds a way to make it about---who? HIM!! So fun! Oh yes, Dave let's us know how all his friends called him the best black jack player they ever saw....and , being a great horsey player....Dave Schwantz doesn't need a coach for that game.He IS a coach for that game. I went into the "meat" of the "interview" more than I would like, but did so to set up one of the comments made after the interview.It went something like this:"Gee Dave! Grade jub! You interview so well because(are you ready?)...you're such a good listener." I read that and my life quickly went by me. I taught I taw a puddy cat! Then I fell off Belky's chair!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! Schwantz?....a good listener?? That's like saying Johnny Depp is modest! Oh my God, Racing Fans....there is no better way to feel good about one's self than to take in about 20 minutes of NA. In other news,Lauren Hill died this morning. She will make one realize ,one has a long way to go. CLYDEFORM!! pre race analysis of "The Run for the Rolaids"----The Arky Derby. But I would first like to make a commenty. This is a dreadful race held in a dreadful state. I am done commentying. 1....THE TRUTH IN GOOGLE Well what did you expect from a state that houses DaffyDanny? Dreadful. Crinkle.... trash can 2....MR. Z Lucas has announced to ML Baseball that Mr. Z is available Sunday for a one day contract and will pitch out of the bull pen for any team needing his services. Must be the Arkysas Swill. Crinkle.... trash can 3....BRIDGETTE'S ENORMOUS DUPA Oh my GOD!!!! NO! Crinkle.... trash can 4....MADEFROMLUCKY KEEPAH!! 5....COLD CON CARNE FEST ....uh oh.... Crinkle.... trash can 6....CANADIAN SPARROW Influenced by baffert. The poor horsey. Crinkle.... trash can 7....TAR FRIGHT Did you know Arkysas puts tar in the baby food sold in Arkysas stores? No wonder they're frightened. They need Miss "Competent Critical Reading Skills" to investigate. Crinkle.... trash can 8....Win The Space Sounds like a weird thing that would flop out of Tom Cruise's mouth,aye? If the Labyrinth of Scientology isn't HQ'd in Arkysas ,it should be. Crinkle.... trash can MADEFROMLUCKY to win. 
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