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Old 08-06-2006, 05:39 PM
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Default Note to Curt P

"Sir, you have lost your ability to cap a race. You could not pick an exacta in a 2 Horse Mule race in South Dakota. Why, my son, did you throw out Prayin For Cash in second and third in your trifecta behind your lock Bluegrass Cat? After all stupid, you love Duke Basketball and who's name is the first listed under ownership of this horse?"

"Curt, you have lost your ability to cap yourself out of a 3 Horse Race. My Son, stick to what you know. Go to work tomorrow and do your inventory. Paint some walls in your off time. Take a week or two off, don't feel like you have to gamble just cause Arlington and Saratoga have a card to die for next weekend, nevermind you was planning on going to Saratoga next weekend. Curt, go see a movie, go to dinner, take a nice lookin chick out for crying out loud."

"Curt, get a life outside of spending 3 or 4 hours buried in a DRF and replays trying to turn $40 or $50 into hundreds. You monkey spanker you. Now go enjoy women's tennis, it's on ESPN 2 right now".

Thanks for listening
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