Secret Oath

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

If my mistakes make you happy. That makes me happy.

It seems like the only time you're happy is when something bad happens to someone else.

What a way to live.

Only 3 days left in the meet. I'll try to be even worse next weekend.

Then you're on your own till next Dec 9th.

I love the victim stuff. You know absolutely nothing about me or what makes me happy.

On the other hand we all know you have an inflated ego and are one of, if not the most self absorbed people most of us will ever encounter. You prove this daily on twitter or whatever message board you’re pandering on that day.

You’re the one that is so self involved you thought it was a good idea to actually type out and hit submit on a post where you said you were calling better than at any point in your career. You’re the one who described your calls as clear, concise, accurate and exciting. And you’re the one that called the winner of the 3rd on Saturday the wrong name throughout the race. The fact the horse won was almost like the karma gods trying to keep you in check a little.

It could’ve been a horse who was up the track, but no…it was the winner. So great. It was a mistake any announcer could’ve made. Then again, I can’t recall another announcer so in love with themselves that they would post the dumb sh.it that you do.

So yeah…it was a hilarious moment. And it was worth mentioning. Own it.