The ClydeVivor Christmas Contest

[Arletta]

A post it note from ~ Clyde


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Medium Rare Flog is back.

I wish he'd get rare.

He might consider being amusing,too.


I do know this feller.He's an 8th grade Field Trip Teacher/Tour Guide ,primarily instructing Artesian Wells.Some day ,they may allow him to teach humans.As a youngster he wore led shoes and grew a dense crew cut as it was his aspiration to become a pencil.


Oddly enough,he's a born again reincarnate.

We once were friends,until he joined Hari Krishna.

They ruined someone who would have made a great pencil.



Sal Monpatti would enjoy taking a shot in tomorrows 6th at The Mahonings Ten Cents A Ride or Ride ALL DAY for only One Dollar :


HO's....whoa!!...I meant horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#1,Starship Streaker

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #3,Lady Panther

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#4,Lonnie Bell

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#5,DogTooth Violet

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#8,Amazing Light



I got and have mailed the leaders of ISIS and Taliban each a copy of The Satanic Verses for Merry Christmas!! They are going to be so surprised!




"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be."

-Baron Fronkenshtein



“Live everyday like it’s your last day on earth”

and who wrote that one?

Why....– Unknown!!

Is that contrast,or what?



“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, What’s in it for me?”

– Former Egyptian Pharaoh,Barack Obama



“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ”

-PT Barnum



“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”

-The Giant,Goliath



“Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone..”


-No. 1 Michigan Vulvarenes Fan ( anonymous)






STICKY MUSIC!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSy...=RDsNSygqogpls




NON STICKY MUSIC!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdumHkqvF-U



A barber's pole makes more sense than GenuineCrazyLady.

And I think Daffy Danny IS a barber's pole!

Yow.



Anyone catch The Futility at Lost Alamitos?

Hiring Line,Duodenum and Mrs. Z in a near 3 way dead heat.You can scratch all 3 from serious derby contention.Keep this in mind.And don't think this all points to baffert's horsey-----Barrack Obama, because it most certainly does not.


Time to jump into the Starship!!

UP ,UP AND AWAAAAAY!!