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06-14-2010, 09:04 PM
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Worst haircut of ALL TIME!
Ok, so while this will probably be a stupid thread, it is still really hilarious. Needed a haircut and the guy that has cut my hair for 20 years ended up gettng in a car accident and was busted with a ton of hard core drugs. Always thought he was a little off but always got a good haircut. So the last two months I have gone to this comedy place. Other day I drove by this place called "Lady Jane's, haircuts for men". Place looked cool and figured they would have hot chicks that would massage your head so I was down with that.
I just went there and I absolutely got the worst haircut of my lifetime. She was hot as hell, I saw it happening and I ask "How long have you been cutting hair" "5 years"..EEK! NO CHANCE! I got better cuts back in college when we went to the styling academy for free cuts as test dummies. I spike the front and mess the top, she buzzed half my head and left the other side long. It was absolutely insane. I called my buddy who always shaves his head and I walked into his place and he just starts laughing, he cleaned it all up and it looks good now but seriously.. Moral of the story, huge jugs and a smile doesn't mean they can cut hair, regardless of what their 'license' says... 
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06-14-2010, 09:31 PM
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But at least you enjoyed looking at the jugs for five minutes, right?
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche on Handicapping
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06-15-2010, 04:10 AM
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You must have snapped a picture before getting it fixed?
So does this mean I should'nt go to this new place opening up at the beach, where they advertise bikini clad hair cutters, serving up a free beer while cutting your hair? There had better be a picture 
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06-15-2010, 08:12 AM
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Try to take a picture of her when you go back to get your next haircut.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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06-15-2010, 08:15 AM
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I've got some real good haircuts from some hot women before.
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06-15-2010, 08:16 AM
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06-15-2010, 08:54 AM
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No picture, I was having issues with my cell phone as I was trying but couldn't get it to where it was able to see the comediness.
Think having one half of the michigan wolverine carved in your head.
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06-15-2010, 10:05 AM
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06-15-2010, 12:14 PM
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THE JUGS!! A PIC OF THE JUGS and smile!! Nothing can beat the Cubs Cut for comediness.
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06-15-2010, 12:45 PM
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06-15-2010, 12:49 PM
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06-15-2010, 12:52 PM
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24 sent me this pic I guess you didn't know he took it.... BadHaircut.jpg
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06-15-2010, 12:52 PM
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06-15-2010, 12:54 PM
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06-15-2010, 12:54 PM
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8 men stylist awards....SO RIDICULOUS
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06-15-2010, 12:55 PM
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But I didn't know I had a mohawk that wasn't in the middle of my head. We almost went the mohawk route but I gotta go to a funeral tomorrow. My mom would have hung me if I showed up in a mohawk
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06-15-2010, 12:56 PM
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06-15-2010, 12:57 PM
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But she had this sassyness about her. What I found hilarious was that each broad in there had those crazy shoes on that lace around their calves. It almost felt like I was at Heavenly Bodies
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06-15-2010, 12:58 PM
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06-15-2010, 01:02 PM
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The crazy thing about all this was that I told her, "Just clean up the top" I had a hat on, and she tried cutting it with hat head, instead of washing the damn thing. It was probably my fault because I went in there at like 6:15, and they closed at 7pm. They were probably all thinking about getting railed that night or getting hammered, not cutting hair. It was like a side mohawk...
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