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![]() And so..you ask--"Gee,Mortimer,what is your reasoning for picking her number 1 ?"
Well..I'm glad you asked. A pretty face with a straight forward approach. Fine feminine lines. Pretty legs. Reasonably sized boo bees. A very attractive snatch. And she is, MOST IMPORTANTLY, intelligent |
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote |
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![]() She belongs in The Junkyard
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() She spelled out M-O-R-T-I-M-E-R...............too.
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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![]() I hate all 3.
Nothing but a group of undeveloped little tramp wannabes. |
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![]() Couldnt have said it any better myself, Scav.
Mommy would look good in a pair of sweats, thats when you know you got a keeper. Perfect set to play windshield wipers with.
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