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			 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...mattress1.html 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	WTF....the guy needs a new bed....not 300 G's. Just another example of how 12 supposedly sane people can mess with the system....nuts.  | 
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			 Bits and Pieces...of Nuttiness: My Life Story 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	--By Dimothy VaporLock--  | 
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			 kma,dogface! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 If you took the sum of your lurid posts, you couldn't get half a pie. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	So stop trying.  | 
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			 [quote=Mortimer]If you took the sum of your lurid posts, you couldn't get half a pie 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	That's a good thing in my book,numbnuts!  | 
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			 The only good thing in your book is The End. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Most do when reading it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Well it looks like Dimmy's out of blanks again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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	he has an endless supply.  | 
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			 Ooooooooo 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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