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Old 02-27-2008, 01:17 PM
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Default The official "How Else to Ruin the BC" contest

Let's take it a step further, shall we?

Kindly post one (or more) suggestion(s) on what other wonderful ideas those in charge could ponder as they're doing such a stupendous job.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:21 PM
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Replace Trevor Denman with Avery Smartman as announcer.
... or maybe Frank's Energy Girls could take turns and call the races.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:22 PM
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Make the BC Classic a handicap and put Bob Costas on Curlin.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:23 PM
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Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:24 PM
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Have some God-awful giveaway.....

What could be worse than the trash cans at SA?

A nude jock calendar?

Suppose it could be pocket-sized...
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:24 PM
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* have a fan voting contest for "MVH"

* have a halftime contest where fans run the track in horsie suits

* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys

* have the jockeys try to give a winner's speech
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:24 PM
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Replace Curlin with Avery Smartman and Hossy in a horsey suit.

We tried that.





It was an abysmal failure.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:25 PM
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* introduce new bets such as the chestnuts vs. bays vs. greys


Oh you are so winning!
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:27 PM
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Oh you are so winning!
Love you too, dahlink
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:29 PM
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Love you too, dahlink


What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:36 PM
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What else Phil... what other non-Morty stuff can you come up with?
* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:39 PM
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* Start off the event with a Frank's Energy Girls in tassel bikinis float parade

* Introduce the "A One Rocket BC Stakes" whereas trainers can use whatever drug concoction they can to win, with special "Dr. Allday Bonuses" for least detectable potions

* Add the "Zippy Chippy Invitational" at one furlong with the field as 1/2 man, 1/2 beast
Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 PM
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Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 PM
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(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)
Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 PM
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Why don't they have you flash the victory sign at the start?
Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:42 PM
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Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
Yea!

The 2nd official mention of my Mr. Shortcake on DT!!!

I knew you wouldn't let me down.....
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:44 PM
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Very nice! I especially like the bolded race.

Will that be on "Ladies Day" or the good day?

(*waiting to see if Sniper will add a TAP / gay themed race*)
If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )
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Who me?

Nah, I'm in charge of the swimming events they need to add in for the HK horsies...

Well maybe they could just show Cajunatah doing her OH! face then.
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Would have to be the War Emblem Gay Pride Breeders Cup. Couldn't think of any participants beyond Flower Alley and Mr Shortcake though.
Doesn't Magna G qualify for this race?
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:45 PM
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If you're going to toss me a softball... I'll hit it out:

* Add the "Todd Pletcher Invitational Stakes" whereas the minimum horseflesh purchase price will be $3,000,000... running for a purse of $45k (crossfiring 2yo's in training encouraged )
Can the announcer be wearing a chicken suit?

Sorry.... a flashback to the old days.

Should have written it in haiku.....
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