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Old 03-20-2007, 02:24 PM
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Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:29 PM
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If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:29 PM
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Mort, come post in the Paddock. Why waste your talent over here?
Randall, the paddock is much too couth for Snortin' Morte.
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:31 PM
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It is the greatest of honors to have befriended Morte' during my cyberspace history.
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I always thought that was Belky's honor.







I am completely behooved and speechless.

Some day(and that day may never come)when you need....









...well no.

It wasn't that good.
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:32 PM
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If by illusary you mean illusory, you are higly delusional.
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Are you saying you don't know the difference??
Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:34 PM
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mortimer...is there any way possible you could hit return 14 times between lines instead of only 7??? It would help me out a lot.
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The Main Course...the chosen or frozen entree?!
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:35 PM
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Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:37 PM
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And his tending to things that matter are his rearranging his alternative lifestyle bracket busters.
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:45 PM
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LOL, can't get enough of this guy and I don't know why.
I'm dying of laughter. LMAO

I went to lunch and missed out on a great topic!
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Old 03-20-2007, 03:06 PM
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mortimer...is there any way possible you could hit return 14 times between lines instead of only 7??? It would help me out a lot.
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What's next....finger painting?
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I was planning straw jokes...

...but now you have spoiled it.
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Please do tell me what a mispelled word means, Snorto Morto... lunch is over, must....do....stuff that matters. Good day Mortifoximus.
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His lunch is over.






I will tell you all this.....

....I can guarantee it was not a chicken dinner.
Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?
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Old 03-20-2007, 03:25 PM
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Why wouldn't I be eatin' chicken fo' lunch? Or would I?
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....winner winner chicken dinner?







Do you have any other questions?
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Old 03-20-2007, 03:30 PM
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Do you have any other questions?

YES, will you shut up if I eat chicken for dinner?
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No winner..



...no chicken dinner.
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No winner..



...no chicken dinner.
That's it. No chicken for you. You're stuck with rotting fish.
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Old 03-20-2007, 04:06 PM
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I thought she left for work?
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I thought she left for work?
whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?
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whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?
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Alll I can tell you is I hope you are the dartsman for this room.
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