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12-24-2006, 07:12 PM
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Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas The Night Before Christmas in the Derby Trail House
Scuds was complaining that Flores is a louse The entries on equibase for the next day were bare A day off for cappers was finally there The posters were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of tax tickets danced in their heads And Steve in his Dentons, replete with a cap had settled his brain for a short winters nap When out on the board there rose such a clatter Steve swore, cursed and screamed NOW WHATS THE MATTER?!!! Away to the pc he flew like a flash to see if the libel would cost him some cash Dixie was on posting though he'd been asked to go With some other crazed posters who'd been on some blow When what to Steves bugged out eyes should appear? Repent was on posting calling some guy a qu eer How could these whackos be such crazy pr**ks? Who'd think that the world could be so full of d**ks? Steve hurried to edit and blank out their aims They were fighting and calling each other bad names Now Dixie, Now Pillow Now Da Hoss and Repent! On Ziegler! On Ateam! On Oracle and Hickory! You guys belong in a cell!! Behind 4 strong brick walls! Now go away!! Go away!! I can't take much more from you all!! And I heard him proclaim, as he dropped out of sight Merry Christmas you animals Could I have just one peaceful night? Last edited by Kasept : 12-25-2006 at 06:42 AM. 
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12-24-2006, 07:16 PM
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haha that was PERFECT!!! Merry Christmas to all my favorite pains in the asses!
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12-24-2006, 07:16 PM
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12-24-2006, 07:29 PM
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Dang I miss everything! HA HA!
But props to you O. That was funny! See christmas cheer can even make me nice.  OK, I am off to wrap two more gifts. Back in a few!
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12-24-2006, 07:39 PM
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Santa says to tell the kiddies not to wake up with the sun (in the morning.)He is a little behind,but is trying hard to get caught up.Seems he wasted a little too much time trying out Tantric sex with Mrs. Claus.
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12-24-2006, 07:30 PM
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Mike,
That was freaking awesome!!! Merry Christmas! LOL!!! 
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12-24-2006, 07:50 PM
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12-25-2006, 06:15 PM
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LOL nice mike! i have to back scuds up about flores tho. you probaly still wont agree with me but he butchered atswhatimtalkinbout in the derby 
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