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![]() Ok, so while this will probably be a stupid thread, it is still really hilarious. Needed a haircut and the guy that has cut my hair for 20 years ended up gettng in a car accident and was busted with a ton of hard core drugs. Always thought he was a little off but always got a good haircut. So the last two months I have gone to this comedy place. Other day I drove by this place called "Lady Jane's, haircuts for men". Place looked cool and figured they would have hot chicks that would massage your head so I was down with that.
I just went there and I absolutely got the worst haircut of my lifetime. She was hot as hell, I saw it happening and I ask "How long have you been cutting hair" "5 years"..EEK! NO CHANCE! I got better cuts back in college when we went to the styling academy for free cuts as test dummies. I spike the front and mess the top, she buzzed half my head and left the other side long. It was absolutely insane. I called my buddy who always shaves his head and I walked into his place and he just starts laughing, he cleaned it all up and it looks good now but seriously.. Moral of the story, huge jugs and a smile doesn't mean they can cut hair, regardless of what their 'license' says... |
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![]() But at least you enjoyed looking at the jugs for five minutes, right?
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![]() You must have snapped a picture before getting it fixed?
So does this mean I should'nt go to this new place opening up at the beach, where they advertise bikini clad hair cutters, serving up a free beer while cutting your hair? There had better be a picture ![]() |
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![]() Try to take a picture of her when you go back to get your next haircut.
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![]() I've got some real good haircuts from some hot women before.
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![]() Quote:
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |