Love on the 'net - the unauthorized thread

[my miss storm cat]

Okay so how many of you have fallen for someone over the net, lusted after someone, thought about them to an unhealthy degree, or any of the above?

Anyone else here ever go on a date and the whole time you're thinking of someone here or on another forum, wondering what they're doing or saying, trying to make conversation and the waitresses are all checking out the fine looking, professional guy you're with but you're bored sh**less and the best part..... the best part is when you mention racing and they look at you like you have three heads and you're growing a 4th and you go into the bathroom to call a friend to beg her to call your cell with some fake emergency like aliens just landed on the roof of the neighbors house and they're demanding to hear The Killers and eat popsicles (TM) and you try to leave but Mr. God-You-Bore-Me proceeds to talk about himself and you wanna scream and ... and.... oh wait, that was me.

Okay, let's hear the good stuff. Who wants to go first?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Okay so how many of you have fallen for someone over the net, lusted after someone, thought about them to an unhealthy degree, or any of the above?

Anyone else here ever go on a date and the whole time you're thinking of someone here or on another forum, wondering what they're doing or saying, trying to make conversation and the waitresses are all checking out the fine looking, professional guy you're with but you're bored sh**less and the best part..... the best part is when you mention racing and they look at you like you have three heads and you're growing a 4th and you go into the bathroom to call a friend to beg her to call your cell with some fake emergency like aliens just landed on the roof of the neighbors house and they're demanding to hear The Killers and eat popsicles (TM) and you try to leave but Mr. God-You-Bore-Me proceeds to talk about himself and you wanna scream and ... and.... oh wait, that was me.

Okay, let's hear the good stuff. Who wants to go first?

I had no idea you were gonna come out of the closet so soon about you and I.

[Downthestretch55]

Miss Storm Cat,
Truth be told, I can't get you out of my mind either...especially when i'm having a nice meal at the fancy place with Jabba-the-babe and she keeps talking about herself and her girlfriends while chewing with her mouth open, scarfing down massive amounts of garlic bread.
Who needs Jenny Craig anyway?

Thinking of you Miss S C.

[my miss storm cat]

What would I do without you two?

Well, I guess for one thing I'd be able to go out for a night on the town without secretly obsessing.....

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

What would I do without you two?

Well, I guess for one thing I'd be able to go out for a night on the town without secretly obsessing.....

Miss S C,
Have fun on your night on the town.
You're secret's safe.
Truth be told, I had to look up the "l" word in your first sentence.
Kev has had that effect on quite a few..so I've heard.
I'll shhhhhh about it.

[GPK]

It's a bit unhealty the way that women obsess over me, but in this particular case, with Ms. Storm Cat, deep down I secretly enjoy it.