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![]() David Lettermans top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR
DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!! ![]() David Letterman will surely get some 'flak' from the NAACP and the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!! # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.............. # 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways |
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![]() You are kidding right?
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![]() You mean Letterman?
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![]() He did not actually use this on his show?
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![]() Oh.. I have no idea.. It was sent to me in an e-mail...Knowing Letterman tho, he probably did
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![]() If he did, he will have to use the excuse that his black writers
implored him to use it. White guys can't say that. Chris Rock must have sent Letterman the list. |
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"but there's just no point in trying to predict when the narcissits finally figure out they aren't living in the most important time ever." hi im god quote |