A Handicapper's Lament

Durn it, Durn it,
I just can't discern it,
Who will win Breeder's Cup gold?

Races to be played,
Cash to be made,
But it's going to be chalky I'm told.

I fret and I fuss,
I sweat and I cuss,
What O what shall I do?

My back's to the wall,
I can't play them all,
What pray tell, say you?

Originally Posted by Cardus

There once was a handicapper from Nantucket...

Who kept all his winnings in a bucket?

[FATPIANO]

and had a wife who liked to ****it

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by FATPIANO

and had a wife who liked to ****it

Hilarious...

[disappearingdan_akaplaya]

Originally Posted by Cardus

There once was a handicapper from Nantucket...

if there actually was a handicapper from a place called nantucket id have to say he liked to suck it