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Old 02-22-2009, 09:13 PM
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they drive a large truck across the top of 2 rows of their washing machines, presumably to show their durability.

i first saw this during the superbowl and now again during the oscar's.

is there a problem with large appliances being crushed i'm unaware of? does it happen spontaneously with other brands?
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:19 PM
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they drive a large truck across the top of 2 rows of their washing machines, presumably to show their durability.

i first saw this during the superbowl and now again during the oscar's.

is there a problem with large appliances being crushed i'm unaware of? does it happen spontaneously with other brands?

It's a new redneck sport here in the South...it's all the rage.
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:32 PM
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I'm thinking put some 36's on my Accord Coupe...add a nice little bobblehead dear ornament to the dashboard...a rebel flag in the back window and Im all set.
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:35 PM
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they drive a large truck across the top of 2 rows of their washing machines, presumably to show their durability.

i first saw this during the superbowl and now again during the oscar's.

is there a problem with large appliances being crushed i'm unaware of? does it happen spontaneously with other brands?
I have a spatula and vegetable peeler
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:51 PM
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they drive a large truck across the top of 2 rows of their washing machines, presumably to show their durability.

i first saw this during the superbowl and now again during the oscar's.

is there a problem with large appliances being crushed i'm unaware of? does it happen spontaneously with other brands?
No seriously...

Another naive consumer who has never had
his cat or bowling ball fall into the washer
during the spin cycle.
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:54 PM
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It's a new redneck sport here in the South...it's all the rage.
tractor pulls, the spears family, and now this.

i think you've done enough.
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:55 PM
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tractor pulls, the spears family, and now this.

i think you've done enough.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:58 PM
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No seriously...

Another naive consumer who has never had
his cat or bowling ball fall into the washer
during the spin cycle.
maybe people should just stop storing multi-ton objects above their washer.

then we wouldn't need to worry so much.
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:59 PM
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Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
if you paid attention to the smart threads, you'd know you had no worries.
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:05 PM
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maybe people should just stop storing multi-ton objects above their washer.

then we wouldn't need to worry so much.
You are certainly not implying that
I store multi-ton cats above my washer...
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Old 02-22-2009, 10:15 PM
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You are certainly not implying that
I store multi-ton cats above my washer...
i wouldn't care if my cat was sat on the washer. regardless of what he weighed.

what i'd actually like is for the kitchen counter where i prepare meals to send a mild electric shock to 12 lb objects covered in fur.

that would be useful.
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:36 AM
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I'm thinking put some 36's on my Accord Coupe...add a nice little bobblehead dear ornament to the dashboard...a rebel flag in the back window and Im all set.
Did you forget the NASCAR Truckers Hat on the back window shelf ?
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:48 AM
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I'm thinking put some 36's on my Accord Coupe...add a nice little bobblehead dear ornament to the dashboard...a rebel flag in the back window and Im all set.
You better attach a rope or a ladder too, this way you could get in and out.
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:14 PM
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You better attach a rope or a ladder too, this way you could get in and out.
F*cker is less than an inch taller than me and is forever talkin like he's 6'2"
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Old 02-23-2009, 09:16 PM
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if you paid attention to the smart threads, you'd know you had no worries.
After my Vacay thread, I have been banned from the smart threads. Morty reincarnated...
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I'm thinking put some 36's on my Accord Coupe...add a nice little bobblehead dear ornament to the dashboard...a rebel flag in the back window and Im all set.
Just throw some D's on that b!tch!!!
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F*cker is less than an inch taller than me and is forever talkin like he's 6'2"
Kev, what can I say? Life's just not fair!
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:36 PM
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they drive a large truck across the top of 2 rows of their washing machines, presumably to show their durability.

i first saw this during the superbowl and now again during the oscar's.

is there a problem with large appliances being crushed i'm unaware of? does it happen spontaneously with other brands?
You've never heard of spontaneous machine combustion?

It's hushed up. One minute the machine is quietly entering the spin cycle, the next there's nothing left but part of a burned drum. The rest is ash. Gone. Poof.
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