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you fall getting out of the shower and break your foot in two places.
Happened to me this week Who else has a "You know you're getting old when......." story? Spyder
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
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Been a member for three years. Great hotel rates...depressing magazine!
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
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When really hot college chicks I work with starting calling me "sir"
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
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"Change can be good, but constant change shows no direction" http://www.hickoryhillhoff.blogspot.com/ |
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
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Been there....done that!
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its the little things -
I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store ![]() |
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) And I tell I didn't have to go, and then she just looks at me like she looks at my 5 year old and shakes her head.
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........When you go to job interviews & you know what questions they are going to ask you before they say them & you have the answers memorised off by heart
& i know what you mean by creaking pisses me off i used to be able to glide around sneakely know i creeck & crack like a old house no more Silent Tiger for me :-( |
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when playboy playmates are younger than you!
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"Change can be good, but constant change shows no direction" http://www.hickoryhillhoff.blogspot.com/ |
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You know you're old when you recount the wild times with friends and realize it's been 10-20 years since you've done any of them.
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you install a toilet in your shower.
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yeah...that sucks. when they start having birth years in the decade AFTER graduation...it'll be even tougher. oh, but just wait til it's another century. oh boy.
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I'm 25, woo hoo!
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