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Old 09-09-2008, 02:31 PM
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Gosh coach...why did you go for 3 trailing by 21 with 10 minutes to go from the Dallas 17 on 4th and 3?






'Cause I couldn't go for 2.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:32 PM
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Gosh coach...why did you go for 3 trailing by 21 with 10 minutes to go from the Dallas 17 on 4th and 3?






'Cause I couldn't go for 2.
Sir, I am deathly afraid that I put the mush on Derek Anderson this year, having him on my fantasy team and drafting in the 4th round. I do have Jake Delhomo backing him up. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:37 PM
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Romeo works here.

What dos this tell you?
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:40 PM
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Gosh coach...why did you go for 3 trailing by 21 with 10 minutes to go from the Dallas 17 on 4th and 3?






'Cause I couldn't go for 2.
SPIT!!!

I have to give it to Coach Hayes - that was a great line.

I cannot vouch from personal experience, but I have heard this new book is interesting.

http://www.amazon.com/War-As-They-Kn...0989053&sr=1-1
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:45 PM
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SPITFIRES!!!!













fucl<








I mean LATEFIRES!!!!







How the fucl< goes it ,sir!?
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:48 PM
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SPITFIRES!!!!

fucl<

I mean LATEFIRES!!!!

How the fucl< goes it ,sir!?
Oh, you know, can complain.

It's not like I'm a master of the stock market and Ohio State trivia like jwcostanza or something.

But it could be worse.















I could be in kgb's gelf course...err junkyard.

How the fucl< are you? Always a pleasure to read your fine work.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:53 PM
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ror!!!!


MY fine work??


Yours is bettah.


Oh I can complain either.







Would you do me a favor and fucl< the follwoing for me?.....:




ROR

Franny

BrownSugah

Arletta

Thebby

Carla






I hope that's not too many.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:54 PM
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Oh yes...Costanza saw ,IN PERSON mind you, a 4 year db at Ohio State not start at rb.

What an honor.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:57 PM
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ror!!!!


MY fine work??


Yours is bettah.


Oh I can complain either.







Would you do me a favor and fucl< the follwoing for me?.....:




ROR

Franny

BrownSugah

Arletta

Thebby

Carla






I hope that's not too many.
I would love to, but I've already lost the money I made betting the Panda's selections at Sara's Toga.

I may need some of your fine pigskin selections to offset the costs.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:58 PM
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Oh yes...Costanza saw ,IN PERSON mind you, a 4 year db at Ohio State not start at rb.

What an honor.
What a swine that guy was. If ever someone was asking for vaporization, it was him.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:00 PM
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I would love to, but I've already lost the money I made betting the Panda's selections at Sara's Toga.

I may need some of your fine pigskin selections to offset the costs.



HIGHLY AMUSING!!



I will post them this time...just for you.




By the way...don't let any of them kid you.


They will bite on $15 per hour.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:01 PM
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What a swine that guy was. If ever someone was asking for vaporization, it was him.
A True one at that.


I should have been arrested for it....yet am still very proud of it.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:04 PM
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HIGHLY AMUSING!!



I will post them this time...just for you.




By the way...don't let any of them kid you.


They will bite on $15 per hour.
I'm thinking about holding out for Sighty-poo.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:11 PM
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HIGHLY AMUSING!!



I will post them this time...just for you.




By the way...don't let any of them kid you.


They will bite on $15 per hour.
He's liahing again.....since you lost all your money you couldn't afford any of us.
for that little all we would do is bite..and it would hurt.

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I'm thinking about holding out for Sighty-poo.
That's it....off with his head.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:12 PM
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I'm thinking about holding out for Sighty-poo.

Don't...the little snot holds firm at 150.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:13 PM
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"That's it....off with his head."


ror!!!!



Now that's what I call biting!
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"That's it....off with his head."


ror!!!!



Now that's what I call biting!


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He's liahing again.....since you lost all your money you couldn't afford any of us.
for that little all we would do is bite..and it would hurt.



That's it....off with his head.
I'm sorry Franny, but I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff. Try Hossy. I do enjoy a good tip frosting, though.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:17 PM
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NAFTA wasn't the only thing capable of creating a great sucking sound.










I have a verifiable woody happening.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:19 PM
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I'm sorry Franny, but I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff. Try Hossy. I do enjoy a good tip frosting, though.
snort..
spit...
fr&l-a


poor hossy..or is he really that strange...hmmmmmm


I'll have to have Morty clue me on that..not sure what the alternate is...although you do speak of it often....
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