SI Swimsuit Edition, sock target of release

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Some people are going out of their way to torment Larry Jones and his stack of old SI swimsuit mags.

A seemingly high powered dong was let out of it's barn door one night and the next, the huge schlong (rumored to be a Black/Belguin mix) was released and seemingly fed a sock and a few old magazines enough DNA to repopulate the entire world.

This may or may not have been Henry "Eight Balls" Tate related. Tate, a renowned Cocaine enthusiast, is widely considered to be a bigger nutter than even Peter North.

Jones has said that his mag with Cindy Crawford on the cover had received the most vile comments imaginable from Tate over the last 2 months, and according to Jones.. "he done hadn't mastur abated much."

There are some serious nutbars out there folks..