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Old 06-10-2010, 08:33 PM
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Default stupidest song ever.

i'm torn between:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN6p66AtDc

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

i think the 70's rocked for supremely stupid songs but i'm willing to hear other opinion's.
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:47 PM
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i'm torn between:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN6p66AtDc

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

i think the 70's rocked for supremely stupid songs but i'm willing to hear other opinion's.
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:50 PM
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As a Styx hater, I had to include the worse Styx song evah'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:04 PM
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I know Don Henley is supposed to be a musical genius, but I could never figure out how a guy who is supposed to be so talented could put out a song as dumb and bad as this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QSyaBHr1jU
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:17 PM
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I know Don Henley is supposed to be a musical genius, but I could never figure out how a guy who is supposed to be so talented could put out a song as dumb and bad as this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QSyaBHr1jU
this is a bad song math.

but is it really, truly, deeply stupid?

you need to reach further down.
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:41 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p02DgHeGdyI
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:45 PM
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As a Styx hater, I had to include the worse Styx song evah'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
No Jimmy Buffett?
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Old 06-10-2010, 09:47 PM
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a woman singing "i've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key" is a siren song,

you might have missed the hint, but that doesn't make it a stupid song.

dig deeper.
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Old 06-11-2010, 07:59 AM
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"Go Cubs Go" is a pretty stupid and annoying song.

For actual radio songs, I'd go with Steve Perry's "Oh Sherry."
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Old 06-11-2010, 08:14 AM
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This song I'm posting made me want to fly to England and kill this band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKIs_6qc4cQ

The volume is low, so crank it up!
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:24 AM
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this is a bad song math.

but is it really, truly, deeply stupid?

you need to reach further down.
How's this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyef-BItce8
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Not the original, but the original stinks also.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tio-YWTBHo
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Anything by the Scorpions ranks in the "stupid" category. I know they are German and I actually liked the music, but the lyrics make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:42 PM
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Anything by the Scorpions ranks in the "stupid" category. I know they are German and I actually liked the music, but the lyrics make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Stupid?

Lyrics?

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Old 06-11-2010, 10:34 PM
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After reading the Zenyatta threads, I suddenly remembered what was the most annoying and retarded song of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ESqcg6jPCA
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After reading the Zenyatta threads, I suddenly remembered what was the most annoying and retarded song of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ESqcg6jPCA
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:43 AM
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By far.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41DyPamC1_M
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I assume when this thread was started, white rappers/hip hoptards wouldn't count, as they would dominate the top 1000.
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