hmmm buy natty -light the sound investment

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

If you had purchased $1,000 of
> shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
> have $33.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,

> you would have $0.00 today.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

> the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
> would have received $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current
> investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the
> 401-Keg.