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Old 05-19-2007, 06:20 PM
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Let's post words of admiration for the best doggone horsey board screaming wench moderater in the whole,wide world.




I LLLLLIKE the swarthy little snot face
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:31 PM
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Aside from Morty, nobody thuds quite like Thebby.

on the phone with Thebby now....she loves all 3 of her fans, although she is still threatening a "this is my last post thread"
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:42 PM
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I've written Thebby a song.



It's called...THEBBY.







I begin :








THEBBYETHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEEEEEEEEBBY YYYYYYY



THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY
THEBBY



THEEEEEEEEEEEBBYYYYYYYYYYY




THEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBYTHEBBBYTHEBBYTHEBBBYTHEBBY









THEB----BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!



















MORTE'
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:45 PM
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That song needs some remixing.

is it to the same beat as Pheobe's "Smelly Cat" from friends?
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:48 PM
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Boneheads.

I'm working with Boneheads.





It's done to the tune of Torch Song by the Todd Rundgren.
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:53 PM
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Boneheads.

I'm working with Boneheads.





It's done to the tune of Torch Song by the Todd Rundgren.


sh*t.....that was my second guess.





























I have much to learn.
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:56 PM
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Oh my morte, is like a red red rose.....


on second thought, he is like a super-size bowl of cake batter ice cream from cold stone creamery....


or the sweet sound of raindrops in a time of extreme drought....


I LIIIIKE the trouble making bastard.





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Old 05-19-2007, 06:57 PM
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Oh my morte, is like a red red rose.....


on second thought, he is like a super-size bowl of cake batter ice cream from cold stone creamery....

or the sweet sound of raindrops in a time of extreme drought....


I LIIIIKE the trouble making bastard.





thud.

Oh MY.....

note to Thebby....we must not visit Stone Cold together......too many pounds will be gained...
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:05 PM
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MORTY

I swoon....


and then....well.....I



Thud

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Old 05-19-2007, 07:13 PM
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sh*t.....that was my second guess.





I have much to learn.
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Good!

OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:17 PM
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MORTY

I swoon....


and then....well.....I



Thud

;->

Reading posts while walking down the stairs is a very bad idea.









thud






thud




thud



thud
thud
thud
thud
thud
thud






wobble.....wobble.....wobble...wobble..wobble.wobb lewobblewobblewobblewobble...







....plink.
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:18 PM
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Reading posts while walking down the stairs is a very bad idea.









thud






thud




thud



thud
thud
thud
thud
thud
thud






wobble.....wobble.....wobble...wobble..wobble.wobb lewobblewobblewobblewobble...







....plink.

reading posts while walking down the stairs AND drinking at the same time is a poor choice as well......































very poor choice...........


























ouch
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:15 PM
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Flowers for my sweet:








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Old 05-19-2007, 08:23 PM
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I was quite impressed by the song. The redundancy of lyrics suggest a vice-like crush.

And it takes some effort to color astericks with the entire pallate available. There is clearly effort wooing going on here.
The arrangement of the astericks could be worked on a bit. But by golly he is trying.
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Old 05-19-2007, 08:28 PM
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Oh boy.

Love notes commentary.



BLECH!






Write something nice about Thebby.
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:16 AM
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Mornin Theb....


"something nice about Thebby"


Morty requested that
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Old 05-20-2007, 04:18 PM
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Oh my God.
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:01 PM
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That's funny...I don't recall asking you to recite.






Maybe I should start calling you Da SnortKing.
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:01 PM
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So.....question:
Are Morty and Thebee gonna show up on "Dancin' with the Stars" so we can watch em trip each other?







Hee Lair E US!
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:32 PM
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