college football next week

[gales0678]

Hope you guys took FSU +9.5 last week.

Now for the upcoming week

Lock it in now - UCLA +14 against USC

UCLA has been pointing to this game all year - Dorrall will get his players to come out fired up after the bye - USC put up 62 last year on them - payback will be a bit**!!!!

Take a portion of your wager and put it on the UCLA on the ML


The BCS could be in shambles after this game - Perhaps a UCLA win will open it up for Jamie's Gators if they can beat the 'hogs

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

martin thats my play...load up on the r backs,,,

[IrishofNDMan]

I would take USC and a fixed line of -20 in this one. There is noway this game is even close, USC will roll!

[hockey2315]

I agree that USC will roll. . . they still want to prove that they deserve to be ahead of Michigan and UCLA is just not good enough to hang with them. . .

Right now I'm liking Wake and Hawaii. . . and maybe the over on the Rutgers/WVA game if Pat White is healthy. If not, Rutgers wins this one. . .

[gales0678]

Irish man - i'll galdly take 20 points
with UCLA against USC

Pm me - we can get Steve or Oracle to hold the $$$$

[uscrules]

why would anyone give you 20 pts when you can get 13 1/2 at any book right now?

At 75% usc beats UCLA by 2 touchdowns. on to play the ohio state yuckeyes.

[gales0678]

anyone who wants to give 20 i gladly take

as far as thegame goes - the correct side is UCLA - to many factors for USC- played sahky football on the road all year - they could have lost up at pullman very eaisly as well

3 tough games that they pulled away in the 2nd half - no a let down game- UCLA has had this one circled all year - USC has not

If Dorrell doesn't screw up in the 4th qtr - UCLA has a very good chance to win

[uscrules]

ucla is a decent team. i mean they barely lost to notre dame so the game's spread is pretty much spot on. home game for both teams, we all love each other out here. i played DE for the Trojans from 98-01 so indeed i will worship forever.

ucla will not get by us but it could be a competitive game.

Originally Posted by uscrules

why would anyone give you 20 pts when you can get 13 1/2 at any book right now?

At 75% usc beats UCLA by 2 touchdowns. on to play the ohio state yuckeyes.

Yeah the "yuckeyes".
I know there is very little chance of you actually showing up again, but do make sure you pay us a visit after the game. Take your beating like a man. After last year's game you guys should have had a little practice with that and after this year's game you oughta have it down pat.
Oh, and are you saying right here that USC will beat "the yuckeyes"?

Originally Posted by uscrules

ucla is a decent team. i mean they barely lost to notre dame so the game's spread is pretty much spot on. home game for both teams, we all love each other out here. i played DE for the Trojans from 98-01 so indeed i will worship forever.

ucla will not get by us but it could be a competitive game.

Ok, that explains the worshipping. Understood.
So tell us honestly, did you expect that loss last year, or were you thumpig your chest with the rest of em saying the game was only a formality?

[uscrules]

ya thats what im saying, like you said notre dame would win against usc.
make you a deal, eh. if usc beats ohio state, you have to leave. if ohio state beats usc, i leave. deal?

yuckeyes, blah. you ever been to that dump of a stadium? pure torture.

Originally Posted by uscrules

ya thats what im saying, like you said notre dame would win against usc.
make you a deal, eh. if usc beats ohio state, you have to leave. if ohio state beats usc, i leave. deal?

yuckeyes, blah. you ever been to that dump of a stadium? pure torture.

So you played DE 98-01?
Are you Lonnie or Bobby?

Originally Posted by uscrules

ya thats what im saying, like you said notre dame would win against usc.
make you a deal, eh. if usc beats ohio state, you have to leave. if ohio state beats usc, i leave. deal?

yuckeyes, blah. you ever been to that dump of a stadium? pure torture.

Don't do it, oracle!!!

[uscrules]

no i thought we'd roll against texas. it was painful, the outcome.
and to your question, i am neither bobby nor lonnie. wasnt a starter. could have started for oregon state or Cal, but chose to be a trojan. go figure.

[dr. fager]

I'm so dissapointed, thought for sure this was Snoop visiting DT.


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[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by dr. fager

I'm so dissapointed, thought for sure this was Snoop visiting DT.


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LMFAO!!!

[saucon17]

This is for all you SEC Football fans out there. I'm one of them, But I'm a
huge Penn St. fan first

SEC FOOTBALL QUIZ

Here is the traditional SEC collegiate football quiz to begin the season.

1) What does the average Alabama & Ole Miss player get on his SATs?
........Drool.

2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in
one room?
........A full set of teeth.

3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
........Grease her hips and push.

4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
........Pay him for the pizza.

5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
........His freshman year.

8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None -- that's a sophomore course.

9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
.......Baton Rouge , Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week!

I guess Vandy is to smart for this quiz

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by saucon17

This is for all you SEC Football fans out there. I'm one of them, But I'm a
huge Penn St. fan first

SEC FOOTBALL QUIZ

Here is the traditional SEC collegiate football quiz to begin the season.

1) What does the average Alabama & Ole Miss player get on his SATs?
........Drool.

2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in
one room?
........A full set of teeth.

3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
........Grease her hips and push.

4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
........Pay him for the pizza.

5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
........His freshman year.

8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None -- that's a sophomore course.

9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
.......Baton Rouge , Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week!

I guess Vandy is to smart for this quiz

Florida is too! Replace #8 with Vandy!

[Cajungator26]

A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to
try and find the best college for him.

His first stop was University of Texas, in Austin, Texas. When he got
there, Coach Brown immediately picked up a golden telephone. After
talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.

This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special
about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And
God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at University
of Texas.

The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he
should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000, calling
Heaven isn't cheap."

The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along.

His next stop was at LSU in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Upon entering Coach Miles' office, coach immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.

The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?"

Coach Miles said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven isn't cheap."

Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.

His last stop was at UF in Gainesville, Florida. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Meyer picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up.

The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need
to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which
college I should choose. From UT in Austin, Texas it was going to cost me $1000. From LSU in Baton Rouge, LA, they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at UF in Gainesville?"

Coach Meyer smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."

GO GATORS !

[saucon17]

A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to
try and find the best college for him.

His first stop was University of Texas, in Austin, Texas. When he got
there, Coach Brown immediately picked up a golden telephone. After
talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.

This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special
about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line to God. And
God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at University
of Texas.

The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he
should pick "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost you $1,000, calling
Heaven isn't cheap."

The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along.

His next stop was at LSU in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Upon entering Coach Miles' office, coach immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.

The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?"

Coach Miles said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven isn't cheap."

Again, not having that kind of money, the lad left.

His last stop was at UF in Gainesville, Florida. Upon arrival at the office, Coach Meyer picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up.

The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, "Coach, I really need
to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which
college I should choose. From UT in Austin, Texas it was going to cost me $1000. From LSU in Baton Rouge, LA, they wanted $750. So how much will it cost me to call Heaven from here at UF in Gainesville?"

Coach Meyer smiled and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."

GO GATORS !

Hey Cajun,

All the time I believed they're were calling God up here in Happy Valley because thats were JoePa lives. I guess I'm wrong though.