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Old 10-10-2012, 07:26 AM
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Default Chantel Riding Under the Influence

Jockey Chantel Sutherland gets a 5 day suspension after failing a breath test. I've seen drunk riders before, but never a female jockey. Must be realizing she used to go with Mike Smith.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:14 AM
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Did Chantal resort to drinking because you scared her sh*tless before a race that day by threatening that if anyone was wider than her that you would feed her to the swans in the infield pond?
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:19 AM
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I told you not to tell anyone....WTF
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:30 AM
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Did Chantal resort to drinking because you scared her sh*tless before a race that day by threatening that if anyone was wider than her that you would feed her to the swans in the infield pond?
I think he threatened to eat Chantal...or from the looks of his fat ass, he already did.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:39 AM
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I will give you a face fart at some point. just like the one Joe Swanson gives to Peter Griffin (see you tube)
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:04 PM
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I will give you a face fart at some point. just like the one Joe Swanson gives to Peter Griffin (see you tube)
That explains the new avatar.
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:31 PM
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Wine doesnt count as she would probably say
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:15 PM
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might explain some of her questionable rides.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:29 PM
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might explain some of her questionable rides.
She was good when sober?
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:22 PM
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She was good when sober?


maybe she's only good when drinking?
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:10 AM
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How can anyone be so unkind
To arrest Chantal for driving while blind?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJ2rmFsEmY
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