Worst haircut of ALL TIME!

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Ok, so while this will probably be a stupid thread, it is still really hilarious. Needed a haircut and the guy that has cut my hair for 20 years ended up gettng in a car accident and was busted with a ton of hard core drugs. Always thought he was a little off but always got a good haircut. So the last two months I have gone to this comedy place. Other day I drove by this place called "Lady Jane's, haircuts for men". Place looked cool and figured they would have hot chicks that would massage your head so I was down with that.

I just went there and I absolutely got the worst haircut of my lifetime. She was hot as hell, I saw it happening and I ask "How long have you been cutting hair" "5 years"..EEK! NO CHANCE! I got better cuts back in college when we went to the styling academy for free cuts as test dummies.

I spike the front and mess the top, she buzzed half my head and left the other side long. It was absolutely insane. I called my buddy who always shaves his head and I walked into his place and he just starts laughing, he cleaned it all up and it looks good now but seriously..

Moral of the story, huge jugs and a smile doesn't mean they can cut hair, regardless of what their 'license' says...