Political Humor

[3kings]

Just a joke.............no offence to any one's political preference.



One day a fourth-grade

teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical

answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and

so forth.

However, little Justin

was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his

father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay

cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money

in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with

some guy and stay with him all night for money.'


The teacher, obviously

shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some

exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really

true about your father?'


'No', the boy said,

'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack

Obama elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in

front of the class.'