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05-18-2008, 10:46 AM
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The Geo. W Bush presidential library..
Only 7 1/2 months left to the end of an error.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery . Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego. To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them. When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was bigger and better than his father's.
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) 
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05-18-2008, 11:43 AM
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Don't forget a wide selection of coloring books and big block puzzles.
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05-18-2008, 07:53 PM
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We've Gone Delirious Last edited by geeker2 : 04-26-2011 at 02:20 PM.
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05-19-2008, 03:49 PM
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/roboppy/206263472/
Everybody gets this when they walk in the front door.
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05-20-2008, 05:29 AM
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The library should also include a Geography Room and Pronuciation of Words Room...
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Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson
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05-21-2008, 10:54 PM
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Lets not forget the $135/barrel-heading to $150 a barrel room. Of course its PURE coincidence that a President who's family has been involved with oil for generations and a VP who was the CEO of one of the world's largest oil services companies, would see a rise like this during their administration.
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