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Old 09-30-2007, 09:55 PM
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http://www.kentucky.com/302/story/190185.html

Down by the bottom of the column after the flowery story about the trainer who takes time out of his day to actually do his job is some HUGE information on how to handicap the upcoming Keeneland meet.

A hint....Dont bet the 2 horse


You cant make this stuff up...


The scary thing is that people will actually buy this ****
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:04 PM
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please disregard the 18.95 charge on your credit card....I am trying to get a refund.
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:07 PM
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Who's going to pay the $18.95 now that the cat is out of the bag.

I can just see it now.....you buy it on e-bay and get a sheet of paper that says.....




DON'T BET THE 2!
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:07 PM
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please disregard the 18.95 charge on your credit card....I am trying to get a refund.
blame Morty
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:08 PM
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Who's going to pay the $18.95 now that the cat is out of the bag.

I can just see it now.....you buy it on e-bay and get a sheet of paper that says.....




DON'T BET THE 2!
That is worth at least $9.99 but not $18.95
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That is worth at least $9.99 but not $18.95

yeah but shipping is $10
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:12 PM
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Default Modern day P. T. Barnum?
Is this fella some type of modern day P. T. Barnum? Selling the secret of Keeneland polytrack for mere $18.95... His myspace page is real hoot, too. Something tells me that multilevel marketing is one of his mantras.

I can't stop laughing here!
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:15 PM
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That is worth at least $9.99 but not $18.95
Better hurry, he is upping it to $24.95 once the newspaper article comes out.
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:22 PM
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yeah but shipping is $10
You mean you cant download it?
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:23 PM
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Is this fella some type of modern day P. T. Barnum? Selling the secret of Keeneland polytrack for mere $18.95... His myspace page is real hoot, too. Something tells me that multilevel marketing is one of his mantras.

I can't stop laughing here!
The great part is not that this guy is trying to sell it but that MJ Wall is actually promoting it...
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:32 PM
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Hey come on now guys, it clearly says that it "includes many graphs and charts."
That means it has to be really good. Right?
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Hey come on now guys, it clearly says that it "includes many graphs and charts."
That means it has to be really good. Right?

If it involves construction paper then I think we've cracked the case.
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looks legit to me, although somewhat lacking on the polytrack info.

http://www.secret-biz.com/Chad_Halwes
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If it involves construction paper then I think we've cracked the case.
maybe glue sniffing
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If it involves construction paper then I think we've cracked the case.
I am going to assume the "charts" it speaks of are actually just DRF result charts from races in which the # 2 ran poorly. If he can show me 8 - 10 races in which the 2 ran poorly, I will be 100% convinced that this system is outstanding.
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Who's going to pay the $18.95 now that the cat is out of the bag.

I can just see it now.....you buy it on e-bay and get a sheet of paper that says.....

DON'T BET THE 2!
Does a t-shirt come with it?
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Does a t-shirt come with it?

Yes..and it's only $10
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If it involves construction paper then I think we've cracked the case.
Hmm, sounds very similar to a certain poster's top 100 2yo list.
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Hmm, sounds very similar to a certain poster's top 100 2yo list.

I think he had a better handicapper in mind when he wrote that.
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Old 10-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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If it involves construction paper then I think we've cracked the case.
only if he wrote on the paper with a fat crayon.
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