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![]() I'm sorry, is this 1957?
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Again, the power of the religious right....blood and gore is ok but sex is bad!
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![]() Beam me up Scotty....
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![]() hmmm....but cialis and viagara adds are ok to air...I guess that means that getting it up is ok but covering it up is not..
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![]() I have been sitting here at work all day listening to people on commericals (the TV in our office is right above my desk) talk about their herpes and their vaginas -- including the most outlandish of all....the lady talking about her less-than-fresh vagina and the "odor" and the commerical cuts to a shot of seafood. Really? Somehow that is appropriate for daytime viewing, and frequent viewing at that. I've been here six hours and have heard it at least a half dozen times.
Condoms + preventing disease? = Good. Condoms + preventing pregnancy while having sex without the intent to procreate, but just because it might feel good? = Bad. Unfresh Vaginas + Seafood? = The Best! I got that last little set of equations from an official memo from the networks. |
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![]() TVG has the best sequence of commercials...the cash call (loan shark) followed by maxoderm (boner cream) then the jesus cd (feel guilty about the boner cream and tithe even though you're paying 90+ percent interest on the loan)
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Hey kids...I'll cook dinner in about 2 hours after I recover from this one ![]()
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![]() I'd be surprised if anyone who watches Fox News has any need for a condom.
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![]() [quote=somerfrost]Again, the power of the religious right....blood and gore is ok but sex is bad![/
Somer: I doubt that anyone considers CBS part of the religious right, so you might want to rethink that thought! |
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Timm, Did you read the linked article? I think it's 100% obvious who CBS and Fox were catering to?
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It's a strange world we live in....but there are certain "taboos" that seem constant, and sex being the "devil's" plaything is a constant in this culture as well. We can show women disemboweled, demons from somewhere, machine guns opening up on crowds, but the idea that people might actually choose to have sex for something other than having kids causes certain folks (who I won't name again) to go into convulsions!
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![]() I think this whole thread is much ado about nothing! I read the article....Jeez..it would have sold if it was a beer commercial...or the Sarrano on the Rocks commercial,right? I mean, there I was at 10:19 at nite wondering if I could make it to the liquor store to pick up A bottle of Sarrano..and the ice of course!! Gimme a break!
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Sorry if it was bad -- I've just been sitting here all day listening to this sort of gross stuff and then finally had the pleasure of actually WATCHING the commerical and I was just blown away. Am I the only person who has seen that classic?! |
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Here are some tips: Always smell oysters. Yup, get your nose right down on em. If they're any good, the snozzolla will let ya know. If they're not, you'll know very quickly. With fish that's supposed to be "fresh", give em a finger test. Push it in. If it springs right back, might be ok. Then look at its eyes. If it looks cloudy (stoned), put it back. If it doesn't, well, it kind of reminds me of my 82 year old great-aunt's bottom. Nothing is going to make it bounce back, nor would anyone want to take the time to bother. Put that one back unless you want to visit your doctor. Now, lobsters are a bit different. Watch out for those claws. If they're swimming, pick an active one. Get her home quickly before giving her a nice warm bath (boiling). She'll settle down. Blue claws...now coming into season. Watch those pinchers! OOWCH! They have to be moving vigorously. A nice boil will reward your efforts. Do you want to know about clams? All I can tell you without really getting into it further, if they spread them open before you make the buy (I'm talking shells, not legs like lobsters and crabs), might be best to leave them at the corner, of the cooler that is. Summation....smell, finger test, push, then eat em up! |
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one helps you throw a football through a hanging tire and the other helps old people hold hands while soaking in hot tubs. i'd ask my wife to explain but she's busy watching stock footage of trains entering tunnels, rockets launching, and geysers erupting. she seems a bit on edge. |