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Old 04-18-2007, 10:33 PM
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lol lol lol augered a 58 and 2/5 4 furlonger this morning.

Trainer Otto Bodiman was happy and feels his horsey is right on target for the run for the roses.

"I am happy and feel my horsey is right on target for the run for the roses."

Said Bodiman.
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:35 PM
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good news !!!
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:36 PM
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Super!!
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:36 PM
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:37 PM
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:38 PM
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get it!!! get it!!

What? What? What?
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Remarkable!!
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:39 PM
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...oh my God.








rule-eng un ze flour!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:43 PM
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:52 PM
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morte' are you still a part owner of lol lol lol ?
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:55 PM
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I bet lol lol lol on the inner. He had a wide trip and finished a late 4th. Had no idea he was prepping for the derby...
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:11 PM
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Right now my derby pick is O RLY?

I know he prefers to race at night but I talked to the guy who washes the groom's hyundai and he told me that the trainer's second cousin makes contacts for horses and he's designing a tinted contact specifically for O RLY?
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:21 PM
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Don't you think the powerful entry of ROFLMAO and GFY will hurt his chances of getting away with an easy lead?
I'm not too worried about ROFLMAO. The trainer doesn't like using blinkers and the horse obviously needs them. He'll hit the stretch drive and look at all of the people and just lose control.

Now GFY has a shot if he's gelded. Unfortunately his bloodline is rich with breeding superstars like ASL? and Care2Cyber so odds are he'll be the nuts come derby day.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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wtf.......
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:15 AM
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This thread has Charles Hatton reading room written all over it.

I was away earlier today---getting my hair cut and shopping for clothes etc.---this is the first I've heard of Morty's imaginary horse being pointed for the Derby.

I was hoping he'd pass and use the Lone Star Derby/Dwyer route as his prep for the main objective.....the Ohio Derby...AKA "The REALLY Big One!"

Ladbroke's has lol lol lol at 40/1 in the Ohio Derby future book...and that may still be worth a stab.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:52 AM
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Default 4 furlongs? or 5 furlongs? distance?

whats good about 4 furlongs in 58?
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Super Duper!
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:01 AM
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poo-in' un a 'iiiiiitz!!!!
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Old 04-19-2007, 07:02 AM
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With Morte's great news, horsecaps.com has announced release of the new lol lol lol hat.

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Old 04-19-2007, 07:05 AM
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Well this is great.


I try and provide you all with wholesome info. about the least known of all the derby candidates and this is what I get.I should have expected this when Goint Piven....I mean Point Given disocvered him and you all ignored it.



So laugh and make fun.....and I will leave you in the dark about the most excitng horsey since Rachels Doo Dah.



And,dummy, wtf is not running in this years derby.









Geez.
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