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Old 02-02-2010, 07:19 AM
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Default Hank Goldberg ummm wins?!

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Wins National Optometric Award mistaking it for an Eclipse award?

Drink up Hank!!

http://www.turfnsport.com/racingnews...ic-conference/
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Old 02-02-2010, 09:18 AM
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Spokesperson Nancy Myopia. Not a dry or lazy eye in the house. Good stuff.
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Old 02-02-2010, 09:56 AM
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Mean, mean. But funny!
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:39 AM
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what a tard..
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:52 AM
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Please can someone on here tell me if this really happened??? i mean i just read the story out loud to my friends at work and theya re all dying laughing b/c i filled them in on Hank and his affinity for a few drinks. There is no way that this really happened, did it???? Just the thought of this occuring has almost got me in tears from laughing so hard. can someone verify
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:07 PM
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Wins National Optometric Award mistaking it for an Eclipse award?

Drink up Hank!!

http://www.turfnsport.com/racingnews...ic-conference/
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:08 PM
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Mike.

This once happened to Orson Wells on a radio show and the rest was history. I think you're on the right track.

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Old 02-02-2010, 05:12 PM
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Wait a minute! The spokespersons name is Nancy Myopia??? This had to be a fake story.
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:00 PM
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Wins National Optometric Award mistaking it for an Eclipse award?

Drink up Hank!!

http://www.turfnsport.com/racingnews...ic-conference/
Now wait a minute! I am an optometrist and a handicapper. This guy is now a disgrace to both professions.
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