Gators - Bulldog humor

[Antitrust32]

Another email with jokes today

Now i live in Gator country, and I know Cajun will love this post but for all the Bulldog fans, I'm sorry.

-----How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

-----Why did the Georgia players miss their flight for the big game?
They were stuck on a broken escalator.

-----What do you get if you see a Georgia fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand.


-----If you see a Georgia fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike.


-----A fellow walked into a restaurant, ordered a drink and asked the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Georgia joke.
"Listen buddy," the waiter growled. "See those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Georgia football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Georgia. That guy in the corner was Georgia's all-time champion weight-lifter. And I lettered in three sports at Georgia. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."


-----One day at an Athens, GA elementary school, a teacher asked her class if the Georgia Bulldogs were their favorite football team. The whole class said yes, except for Jimmy.
The teacher asked, "What's your favorite football team, Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy said, "The Florida Gators."
The teacher asked, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy said, "Well, my dad is a Gators fan, my mom is a Gators fan, so I guess that makes me a Gators fan."
The teacher, angered by his reply, said, "If your dad was a moron, and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Jimmy said, "Well, I guess that would make me a Georgia fan."