Love on the 'net - the unauthorized thread

[my miss storm cat]

Okay so how many of you have fallen for someone over the net, lusted after someone, thought about them to an unhealthy degree, or any of the above?

Anyone else here ever go on a date and the whole time you're thinking of someone here or on another forum, wondering what they're doing or saying, trying to make conversation and the waitresses are all checking out the fine looking, professional guy you're with but you're bored sh**less and the best part..... the best part is when you mention racing and they look at you like you have three heads and you're growing a 4th and you go into the bathroom to call a friend to beg her to call your cell with some fake emergency like aliens just landed on the roof of the neighbors house and they're demanding to hear The Killers and eat popsicles (TM) and you try to leave but Mr. God-You-Bore-Me proceeds to talk about himself and you wanna scream and ... and.... oh wait, that was me.

Okay, let's hear the good stuff. Who wants to go first?