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Old 04-28-2007, 09:38 AM
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would you like an apple pie with that??----


A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald's (MCD) restaurant in New Zealand, local media reported Thursday.

The condom was discovered Tuesday night in a bag that came with Maia Whitaker's meal, which her grandparents bought at a McDonald's outlet in the city of Wellington.

Grandpa Rowan Hutch told The Dominion Post newspaper it was lucky his wife was first to look inside the small sports bag that came with the meal.

She was aghast when she found the green condom and its packet inside the bag, he said.
"I was pretty horrified really. The fact my granddaughter was going to look in the bag and find this thing. It would be difficult to explain, she's only seven," said Hutch.

The outlet quickly swapped the happy meal for a hamburger and pencil case. McDonald's is investigating the find.

Spokeswoman Joanna Redfern-Hardisty said because of its popularity, the previous happy meal gift had sold out at the outlet and prepackaged sports bags were substituted as children's gifts.
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Old 04-28-2007, 09:44 AM
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Wonder Ronald is always smiling!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-28-2007, 09:53 AM
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lol

now i guess we know the inspiration for those golden arches.....i'll never look at mickey d's the same way again.
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Old 04-28-2007, 10:16 AM
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now i guess we know the inspiration for those golden arches.....i'll never look at mickey d's the same way again.
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Old 04-28-2007, 10:49 AM
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Meanwhile the competition between Mc Donalds and Burger King continues..... a (censored) was found in a Big Kids Meal the following day.

This news wasn't released as the mother of said child opted to keep the, ummm..... sexual aid.
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:36 AM
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They should rename it the Happy Ending Meal.
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I would have bet that was MommyDearest's reply.

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As long as the condom wasn't 'filled'... we're good.
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Old 04-28-2007, 01:57 PM
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They should rename it the Happy Ending Meal.

lol!!!
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Ya just can't buy stuff like this.
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Ya just can't buy stuff like this.
Apparently if you visit the McDonald's in Wellington, New Zealand, you CAN.
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Old 04-28-2007, 02:25 PM
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As long as the condom wasn't 'filled'... we're good.
everyone know the big mac jingle?? sing along now....

two all beef patties
special sauce.......


lmao
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And there' a very good reason ya can't.
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As long as the condom wasn't 'filled'... we're good.
NOW THATS GROSS
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Perhaps they were attempting to more clearly illustrate the old adage, "If you don't wrap your meat, it doesn't stay fresh."
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rarely am I rendered speechless....
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:00 PM
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well, i bet that lady is glad she didn't order a shake.
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did she supersize it?
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did she supersize it?
I think the burger claimed it was a "shower not a grower."
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I think the burger claimed it was a "shower not a grower."
OMG Nicole... hilarious.
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