From Morty
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To all Canadian Sparrow blowhards-----Happy Windsyday.
Any Sparrow fan still fanning after the latest gross move by the Kayaks shall be placed right at the top of a new HUNT&KILL list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O9DaIGy9M
The Final Fine Analysis;in this case,it's for the NED&HYDRA A#1 FUCl<IN' -AYE HO DOWN.
(The race where owners of a potential TC entrant get to act like the True Swine that they are .....before or after the race.Maybe both.)
1....MOOKIES GIVING MOOCOW
The only thing more doorknobby than Mike Hunt is Mike De Kock.
nnnnnno
Crinkle....
trash can
2....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT
Well it's possible.
Ah don't know fer shore----but keeping for now.
3....MADEFROMLUCKY
More keepah than whiiiiiirrrer
4....FRAMMENTO
Not out of the question.
5....CANADIAN SPARROW
I really,really hope you're reading this baffert----you disgusting,schmoozing,Dr.Moreau/Michael Vick of horsey racing.
DOUBLE BARF!!!!
CRINK-EL!!.....trash can
NYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
thud
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
6....FROSTED
KEEPAH!!
7....KEEN ICE
I would have bit on ESKEEMO PIE,but this name is truly awful.
Anyone ever hear a person say,"WOW Mom!! That was some really keen ice!! YUM!!"
Blech.
Crinkle....
trash can
8....MATERIALITY
Phantom PayBob'd in the Derby,he's on the right side of the Sparrow.
Tough break,baffert.
KEEPAH!!
Now,this is not easy.......but here:
1....MATERIALITY
2....FROSTED
3....MADEFROMLUCKY