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very fine analysis from ~ Morty
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Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy presents Intriguing Horsey Analysis for the SAN PHILLIPY Horsey Race (brought to you by Clyde's Donuts!!):
1....LORD NELSON
Well yew could have called him Half Nelson or yew could have called him Lady Nelson or yew could have called him Ricky Nelson or yew could have called him Full Nelson or yew could have called him Ledges Nelson.....but ya dadn't have ta call him Lord Nelson.
Awful.
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2....BLECH BLECH BLECH
BLECH!!!!
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3....DUODENUM
May baffert go the way of Tuna Helper.
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4....THE
Ah fergit.
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5....KEN JIZZSTORM
eauxh mine GOT!!!!
NO!!
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6....PROSPECT PARK
Finally a keepah.
7....POLO
VICTOR!!!!
They stuck you again!!
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
8....PULMMARACK
Whatthe****isthis!!??
Anyhoo----Dick Van Dyke is unable to ride.
He will be replaced by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel
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9....PURR SAMPSON
Had to get a kitty cat in here.
I'm sick of kittty cat avys and horsey references to kitty cats.
To like thinkers;this "crinkle....trash can" is for you.
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so fun!!
10....THE GOD THREAD AT NA
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PROSPECT PARK to win and DUODENUM to not.
ASIDE:Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy is boycotting anything Tampa Bay.The Facebook take over of the Vegas Vets Room is the spoiler.